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Yes No. Grapefruit Diet. It's All About The Pentiums. Jerry Springer. My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder. Edit Wiki. The look on your face will be priceless when you find that pound watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep TAURUS! You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
“Weird Al” Yankovic
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today GEMINI! Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest CANCER! The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik VIRGO! All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
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All your friends are laughing behind your back The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person Your Horoscope For Today song meanings. Add your thoughts 25 Comments. General Comment wo0t! This song is cool!
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No Replies Log in to reply. There was an error. General Comment General Comment I personally am a Sagittarius, so I have some work to do General Comment Dude.
I'm a taurus.. All i do is a bunch of stuff. And the happiness thing Oh well. General Comment Is it just me, or is Al getting a little weird on us all?
General Comment Such an amazing song, the first time I heard the sagittarius thing i nearly died.